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It is the first day of university

THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461
HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
3.
4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
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Twitter: tweet_joana
Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana
Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
With love,
Jenny Cravitz

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  1. Jessica Carabante

    Jessica Carabante

    9 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    I hate how you force your humor like it's so stupid

  2. Mad Die

    Mad Die

    9 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    I love you - Jesus

  3. MadelineAmy

    MadelineAmy

    10 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    LOOK ON AMAZON OR CHEGG FOR CHEAPER TEXTBOOKS YOU CAN RENT (if you want to of course). But seriously, BIG money saver for a broke college student. Just a tip :)

  4. Honey. dewz

    Honey. dewz

    10 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    You sound like Sadie from Steven universe

  5. Lemon birch

    Lemon birch

    10 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    I hate when people cut the video every time they finish a sentence

  6. Hannah Parker

    Hannah Parker

    10 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    why are you so funny and clever its not even fair

  7. Bea_ Valdez

    Bea_ Valdez

    10 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    Great job!

  8. MinJoo Kim

    MinJoo Kim

    10 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    You are a full time college student 0.o good luck

  9. Andrew Nguyen

    Andrew Nguyen

    10 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    Hey joana, where did you get your glasses?

  10. TheValkian

    TheValkian

    10 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    It's like that quiet girl in the classroom, but turns out she lives a double life working for the Police, and trying to find gang that target college kids getting high on meth.

  11. adam gourid

    adam gourid

    10 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    She’s a good student for real

  12. India Bolton

    India Bolton

    10 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    might have found my new favorite youtuber

  13. theatre audrey

    theatre audrey

    10 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    if I'm being honest your classes sound like my personal hell

  14. bilishu aliss

    bilishu aliss

    10 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    Monsters university must be thrilled to have you, John Celery Congrats !!! I am a junior. I am in Shrek hall, the elitest of the elitest.

  15. IIMuniculaII

    IIMuniculaII

    10 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    Apple piss.

  16. Sean McLaughlin

    Sean McLaughlin

    11 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    Root -1 loves math I legit love that joke thank you so much

  17. Paige Elise

    Paige Elise

    11 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    "No longer am i a pesky high school student...I am officially a victim of capitalism." -Joana Ceddia 2019 "I left my sanity back in like, third grade so if somebody's found it, please mail it back to me.." -Joana Ceddia 2019 i kind of want both of these to be my senior quote.....

    • bilishu aliss

      bilishu aliss

      10 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

      YEE YEE SHES READING PJO

  18. Azeria Arnic

    Azeria Arnic

    11 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    you should do a skincare routine and a whats in your swim bag

  19. Gracey Johnson

    Gracey Johnson

    11 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    Tartarus is not in hell its in the underworld two different places two different beliefs

  20. Yeah Whatever

    Yeah Whatever

    11 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    Can we all appreciate the fact that although joana has gain MAJOR popularity and still hasn’t changed at all (unlike other PAplayerrs haha), I honestly love her so much

  21. Kakashi1738

    Kakashi1738

    11 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    Bruh where can I get the new update for my grad 😂

  22. Snow Wolf

    Snow Wolf

    11 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    Student 2.0, you wish

  23. jula

    jula

    11 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    Joana talks like a wattpad writer and I'm living for it

  24. ee P

    ee P

    11 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    What's with all the dislikes?

  25. Zack

    Zack

    11 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    In our school, we go to school 6:40 a.m. and the class starts 7:00 a.m. 😢

  26. Antwan Whitlock

    Antwan Whitlock

    12 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    Anyone else wearing air force 1's while watching this video?? No? Just me? ok......

  27. Karinne Hiyama

    Karinne Hiyama

    12 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    MUJI PENS ARE THE SHIT!!!

  28. noobmaster 6969

    noobmaster 6969

    12 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    If this is what college does to you then I'm gonna sink to darkness.

  29. melanie kesler

    melanie kesler

    12 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    i LOVE muji pens

  30. pookie _

    pookie _

    12 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    5:50 bruh her n I p S

  31. Phoebe O’Connell

    Phoebe O’Connell

    12 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    4:49 Joanna: pulls out sea of monsters Me: *SCREAMS in fangirl*

  32. Yuna Chan!

    Yuna Chan!

    12 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    YEE YEE SHES READING PJO

  33. JDL Caswell

    JDL Caswell

    12 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    PERCY JACKSON YES WE STAN A FANDOM QUEEN

  34. TVpop

    TVpop

    12 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    ...is that YORK UNIVERSITY??? I GO THERE WHAT

  35. julia brummell

    julia brummell

    13 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    her hair is not the move but love her anyways

  36. uluvhere !

    uluvhere !

    13 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    Now you can complain about the massive amount of debt you chose to put yourself in and blame everyone ( i.e. capitalism) else for you poor financial decisions.

  37. waluigi

    waluigi

    13 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    the way she grabs and puts the spaghetti into the measuring cup makes me so uncomfortable

  38. The Magnificent WICKED

    The Magnificent WICKED

    13 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    Back to school *SHPOOPING* is the best thing ever. -John Cena 2019

  39. winwxn

    winwxn

    13 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    good for you studying physics. i'm currently taking my required physics and have already had almost two mental breakdowns and it's only been two weeks :,)

  40. Mellygirl 101

    Mellygirl 101

    13 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    3:12 *yeets cheese* Me:

  41. stephanie

    stephanie

    13 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    10:34 i have the same agenda but smaller

  42. Blake McConnell

    Blake McConnell

    13 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    Why dont you drive?

  43. phoenix ironside

    phoenix ironside

    13 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    Love your videos

  44. Corinne But with a K

    Corinne But with a K

    13 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    My dud I just figured it out I’m gonna be you for Halloween I’ll get the microphone and do the palm tree hair I have ur glasses and and every door I will say DID YOU WASH THE CAT EVERY CORNER OF IT

  45. John

    John

    13 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    Lots of try hard hipsters cook in leather jackets 🤔

  46. Cryptid Cutie

    Cryptid Cutie

    13 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    good luck my guy. ur still gonna have to take english :// unless canadian college is different that american college.

  47. wm ahay

    wm ahay

    14 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    Thank you for cheering me up today

  48. naruhina & sasusaku forever and always

    naruhina & sasusaku forever and always

    14 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    *"Also be careful of Peter pan. he screams."* noted.

  49. Esme Memories

    Esme Memories

    14 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    “To begin you’re going to burn a steak, it really brings out the favor of animal suffering.” OMGSKSKDK 😂😂😂💀💀

  50. SUNNEY DAZE

    SUNNEY DAZE

    14 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    When she prefers science and math over English and history 🤪

  51. Sofia Maciejewski

    Sofia Maciejewski

    14 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    Yasssss she was reading Percy Jackson!!!!!!!

  52. Jason Gomez

    Jason Gomez

    14 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    Just use a iPad for notes

  53. yeet

    yeet

    14 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    CHEESE *throws cheese*

  54. Hamish Mcbain

    Hamish Mcbain

    14 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    Why I’m joining the army, no more classes after this last year

  55. zer0Bot

    zer0Bot

    14 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    Those courses wow, calculus alone is a lot. Hope you don't get an aneurysm, good luck :)

  56. Christina hale

    Christina hale

    14 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    This’ll be me next year

  57. NamiiCho

    NamiiCho

    14 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    Congrats on adulting joana 🤣🤣

  58. zakiah tukes

    zakiah tukes

    14 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    Oh you’re American

  59. Tiee24 AJ

    Tiee24 AJ

    14 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    Joana: *"calm your meatless titties"* Professors: *"she knows her shit"*

  60. jacob

    jacob

    14 ਘੰਟੇ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ

    she needs bangs.

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